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Three Bags Full: A Sheep Detective Story by Leonie Swann

Rating:

**

 

(Mildly Recommended)

 

 

 

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An author named Swann writing a novel in which sheep are detectives. How could I resist? Leonie Swann’s debut novel, Three Bags Full, is creative and imaginative. Miss Maple is the smartest sheep of all, and she’s the one who leads the investigation into the murder of their shepherd, George. Here’s an excerpt, from the beginning of Chapter 2, pp. 16-19:

 

Heather Suspects Something

 

Next day the sheep woke up to a new world, a world without any shepherd or any sheepdog. They hesitated for a long time before deciding to leave the barn. At last they ventured out into the open air, led by Mopple the Whale, who was hungry. It was a beautiful morning. Fairies had danced on the grass overnight and left thousands of dewdrops behind. The sea looked as if it had been licked clean, blue and clear and smooth, and there were a few woolly little clouds in the sky. Legend said that these clouds were sheep who had simply wandered over the cliff tops one day, special sheep who now went on grazing in the sky and were never shorn. In any case, they were a good sign.

A mood of tremendous high spirits came over the sheep. They had spent a long time standing around yesterday, their sinews aching with tension; today they gamboled over the meadow like March lambs, galloping toward the steep cliffs, stopping just before the land dropped away and then racing back to the hay barn. Soon they were all out of breath.

That was when Mopple the Whale had the idea of the vegetable garden. Behind the hay barn stood the shepherd’s caravan, a rickety vehicle in which George Glenn once used to go around the countryside with another flock of sheep. Recently he’d just kept a few odds and ends in it. Behind the caravan George had laid out a little vegetable garden, growing lettuces, peas, radishes, cress, tomatoes, endives, buttercups, and a few chives.

He had fenced it in. The vegetable garden was in the meadow, but the sheep weren’t allowed into it. This ban was hard on them, especially as the fence in itself presented no real problem. But George’s watchfulness had kept them from harvesting the produce of this vegetable paradise in their own sheepy way. Now George was gone. Lane pushed back the bolt with her muzzle, Maude started grazing the buttercups, Cloud set to work on the peas and Heather on the tomatoes. After a few minutes there was nothing left of the neatly planted beds.

Gradually all fell silent. The sheep looked at one another, feeling ashamed. One by one they trotted back to the meadow Othello, the only one who hadn’t taken part in their raid, was standing by the gate. He signaled to Miss Maple, who followed him to the back of the caravan, where the spade that George used for working in the vegetable garden usually leaned. Today, however, there was nothing to be seen but the whitewashed side of the caravan and a few flies basking in the sun. Othello looked inquiringly at Miss Maple.

Miss Maple looked thoughtfully back.

The sheep spent the rest of the morning feeling remorseful. Mopple had eaten so many slugs along with the lettuce that he didn’t feel well. One of the lambs had a sharp piece of wood stuck in one hoof and was limping. They thought about George.

“He’d have been very cross,” said Ritchfield.

“He could have made that hoof better,” said Cloud.

“He used to read us stories,” said Cordelia.

That was true. George had spent a lot of time in the meadow He would turn up early in the morning when they were still deep in their sheepy slumber, huddled close together. Tess, her­self still drowsy at that hour, had to drive them apart. George would laugh. “You lazy creatures!” he would say. “Come on, get down to work!”They felt slightly injured every morning. They grazed while George worked in the vegetable garden or did a few repairs.

Their sense of injury would wear off by the afternoon. Then they gathered in front of the steps of the caravan, and George read to them. Sometimes from a fairy tale which told them how dew falls on the meadows; sometimes from a book about the diseases of sheep, which scared them; once from a detective story, which they didn’t understand. George probably didn’t understand it either, because he threw the book away when he was halfway through it, and they never did find out who the murderer was.

But mostly old George Glenn read love stories, slim volumes printed on grayish paper in which the heroines were all called Pamela and had red hair “like a sunset in the South Seas.” George didn’t read these stories because he was the romantic sort or because he had poor literary taste (which he certainly did; the book about the diseases of sheep had tried their patience sorely), he read to them to let off steam. He read how the redheaded Pamelas lured innocent pirates, doctors, or barons into their clutches, and he got very worked up, saying bad things about all the redheaded women in the world, particularly his own wife.

When George revealed details of his home life, the sheep listened in astonishment. She had been the most beautiful woman in the village, his own personal Pamela, and at first he could hardly believe his luck. But as soon as they were married Pamela (whose real name was Kate) started baking juicy apple pies and got fat. George stayed thin and his manner became increasingly dry. He had dreamed of traveling all over Europe with a flock of sheep, and apple pie was no substitute. At this point the sheep usually bowed their heads. They would have loved to travel to Europe, which they pictured as a huge meadow full of apple trees.

“Now we’ll never go to Europe,” said Zora.

“We’ll never even go to the other pasture again,” said Heather.

“Today would have been the day for our tablets.” Only Lane was sorry George wasn’t here to force their weekly calcium tablets into their mouths. She loved the taste. The other sheep shuddered.

Mopple felt emotional. “We shouldn’t forget him,” he said. “And we shouldn’t have eaten those vegetables.”

“Why not?” Zora said casually, staring in the direction of the sea. Mopple chewed his last lettuce leaf vigorously. When Zora said something that sounded casual, he was always struck as if by lightning.

“How are you going to put it right?” asked Cloud.

They decided to devote a small section of their meadow to George’s memory Not in the vegetable garden, which was past praying for anyway At the foot of the hill, however, they found a patch where many of their favorite herbs grew, and they decided that no sheep was to graze there anymore. They called it “George’s Place:’ Suddenly they felt relieved.

 

Readers who are willing to give a debut novel a chance, and who are open to the imaginative creativity of a new author, are likely to enjoy reading Three Bags Full.

 

Steve Hopkins, September 25, 2007

 

 

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