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My Name Is Will: A Novel of Sex, Drugs, and Shakespeare by Jess Winfield

Rating:

**

 

(Mildly Recommended)

 

 

 

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Amuse

 

Jess Winfield’s debut novel, My Name Is Will: A Novel of Sex, Drugs, and Shakespeare, pairs the perils of a 1980s graduate student at University of California-Santa Cruz with the life of the bard. Winfield melds the two stories with great skill, and amuses readers along the way. Here’s an excerpt, from the beginning of Chapter Three, pp. 16-17:

This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are sick in fortune—often the surfeit of our own behavior—we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as if we were villains by necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and treachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards, liars, and adulterers, by an enforc'd obedience of planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish disposition on the charge of a star!

—Edmund, King Lear, I.ii.118

Todd Deuter knelt on all fours, his face glowing in the moonlight, his nose two inches from a large cow pie. Springing forth from the mound of bovine poop was a mushroom. Todd plucked it from the patty to examine it more closely.

"Panaeolus sphinctrinus," Todd called to Willie. "Shakespeare, you're the Latin scholar, you know what it means?"

"Something about a sphincter," Willie responded.

"Correct!" said Todd, holding up the toadstool like a puppet. "It means, I no get you high, but I maybe kill you, ASSHOLE!" He laughed and tossed it aside.

The University of California at Santa Cruz is nestled in the treeline where the foothills of the Santa Cruz Mountains rise up to meet the ancient redwood forest. The school's small residential colleges are scattered among clearings in the trees, connected by long wooden footbridges that span the forest ravines. The urban legend is that the school, built in the 1960s, was decentralized by design, with no focal point for Berkeley-style student protests. As a result, the campus itself is shady, moody, mysterious, solitary. But between the campus on the hill and the sleepy town of Santa Cruz below lay the rolling pastures of the Cowell Ranch. At night, the pastures are wide open to the sky, quiet, starlit, and empty but for the occasional group of drunk, stoned, or tripping students and the cow patties and confused cows that are their prey.

Ultraprogressive UC SC had no fraternities, no sororities, no athletic programs, no grades, for that matter. Students took classes exclusively on a pass/no pass basis. With so few attractions for jarheads and jocks, it was therefore a tiny—though not null—subset of UCSC students who en­gaged in the rural-campus, drunken-frat-boy pastime of cow tipping. The activity, for those not familiar, involves sneaking up on a sleeping, standing cow, running at it full speed, and knocking it over onto its side before it wakes up. Good times.

The cow pastures of U C SC were more popular for activity of another sort. "Cow tripping," Todd called it. Go out under the moonlight, hunt for magic mushrooms, and if found, consume immediately. Guitars, dumbeks, and Hacky Sacks optional, female companionship preferred.

That had been Willie's plan for the night, cow tripping with Todd and a few other friends. Willie had invited Dashka to come along, and to his shock, she'd agreed. Dashka had studying to do, so they had gotten a late start; Willie guessed it was already two a.m.

Todd moved away down the hill, scanning the ground for mushrooms, while Willie and Dashka sprawled on a Mexican blanket in the grass. No one had brought a flashlight, but even on this moonless night it wasn't nec­essary. There were stars galore glimmering in a cloudless sky and illuminat­ing the small depression where they sat. The light from the town below and from the occasional car coming to or from the campus was blocked out by rises in the rolling pastures.

Willie pulled his green backpack toward him and took out his pipe and a small bundle of tinfoil, which he opened carefully to reveal a small cube of hashish the size of the tip of his little finger and the color of raw honey.

Dashka watched silently as Willie took the cube and waved a lighter under it to soften it, then broke off a small corner and crumbled it into the pipe. Dashka took the pipe and lighter, and smoked; then coughed as she tried to hold in the hit.

"Shit," she said in the comically held-breath voice of all practicing ston­ers, "that's strong shit."

 

I expect the better one knows Shakespeare and the various theories about him, the more the humor in My Name Is Will amuses. All readers will appreciate the funny bits, but the most knowledge will likely laugh even harder.  

 

Steve Hopkins, September 20, 2008

 

 

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