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| My Name
  Is Will: A Novel of Sex, Drugs, and Shakespeare by Jess Winfield | ||||
| Rating: | ** | |||
|  | (Mildly Recommended) | |||
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|  | Amuse Jess
  Winfield’s debut novel, My Name
  Is Will: A Novel of Sex, Drugs, and Shakespeare, pairs the perils of a
  1980s graduate student at University of California-Santa Cruz with the life
  of the bard. Winfield melds the two stories with great skill, and amuses
  readers along the way. Here’s an excerpt, from the beginning of Chapter Three, pp. 16-17: This
  is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are sick in fortune—often
  the surfeit of our own behavior—we make guilty of
  our
  disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as if
  we were
  villains by necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
  treachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards, liars, and adulterers, by an
  enforc'd obedience of planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
  by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion of whoremaster man, to lay his
  goatish disposition on the charge of a star! —Edmund, King Lear, I.ii.118 Todd
  Deuter knelt on all fours, his face glowing in the moonlight, his nose two
  inches from a large cow pie. Springing forth from the mound of bovine poop
  was a mushroom. Todd plucked it from the patty to examine it more closely. "Panaeolus
  sphinctrinus," Todd called to Willie. "Shakespeare,
  you're the Latin scholar, you know what it means?" "Something
  about a sphincter," Willie responded. "Correct!"
  said Todd, holding up the toadstool like a puppet. "It means, I no get you high, but I maybe
  kill you, ASSHOLE!" He laughed and tossed it aside. The University of California at Santa Cruz is
  nestled in the treeline where the foothills of the Santa Cruz Mountains rise
  up to meet the ancient redwood forest. The school's small residential
  colleges are scattered among clearings in the trees, connected by long wooden
  footbridges that span the forest ravines. The urban legend is that the school,
  built in the 1960s, was decentralized by design, with no focal point for
  Berkeley-style student protests. As a result, the campus itself is shady,
  moody, mysterious, solitary. But between the campus on the hill and the
  sleepy town of Santa Cruz below lay the rolling pastures of the Cowell Ranch.
  At night, the pastures are wide open to the sky, quiet, starlit, and empty
  but for the occasional group of drunk, stoned, or tripping students and the
  cow patties and confused cows that are their prey. Ultraprogressive
  UC SC had no fraternities, no sororities, no athletic programs, no grades,
  for that matter. Students took classes exclusively on a pass/no pass basis.
  With so few attractions for jarheads and jocks, it was therefore a
  tiny—though not null—subset of UCSC students who engaged in the
  rural-campus, drunken-frat-boy pastime of cow tipping. The activity, for
  those not familiar, involves sneaking up on a sleeping, standing cow, running
  at it full speed, and knocking it over onto its side before it wakes up. Good
  times. The
  cow pastures of U C SC were more popular for activity of another sort.
  "Cow tripping," Todd called it. Go out under the moonlight, hunt
  for magic mushrooms, and if found, consume immediately. Guitars, dumbeks, and
  Hacky Sacks optional, female companionship preferred. That
  had been Willie's plan for the night, cow tripping with Todd and a few other
  friends. Willie had invited Dashka to come along, and to his shock, she'd
  agreed. Dashka had studying to do, so they had gotten a late start; Willie
  guessed it was already two a.m. Todd
  moved away down the hill, scanning the ground for mushrooms, while Willie and
  Dashka sprawled on a Mexican blanket in the grass. No one had brought a
  flashlight, but even on this moonless night it wasn't necessary. There were
  stars galore glimmering in a cloudless sky and illuminating the small
  depression where they sat. The light from the town below and from the
  occasional car coming to or from the campus was blocked out by rises in the
  rolling pastures. Willie
  pulled his green backpack toward him and took out his pipe and a small bundle
  of tinfoil, which he opened carefully to reveal a small cube of hashish the
  size of the tip of his little finger and the color of raw honey. Dashka
  watched silently as Willie took the cube and waved a lighter under it to
  soften it, then broke off a small corner and crumbled it into the pipe.
  Dashka took the pipe and lighter, and smoked; then coughed as she tried to
  hold in the hit. "Shit,"
  she said in the comically held-breath voice of all practicing stoners,
  "that's strong shit." I
  expect the better one knows Shakespeare and the various theories about him,
  the more the humor in My Name
  Is Will amuses. All readers will appreciate the funny bits, but the most
  knowledge will likely laugh even harder.   Steve
  Hopkins, September 20, 2008 | |||
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