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Deaf Sentence by David Lodge

Rating:

***

 

(Recommended)

 

 

 

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Readers will laugh, wince, and maybe cry on different pages of David Lodge’s new novel, Deaf Sentence. Protagonist Desmond Bates has retired early as a linguistics professor because his hearing continues to deteriorate. While his career has waned, his wife has become energized by her work as co-owner of a trendy shop. Desmond’s father, Harry, continues to live at home at age 89, but needs to get assistance, which he rejects. If that weren’t enough, Desmond becomes entrapped by Alex Loom, a graduate student trying to take advantage of him. Lodge excels throughout in presenting the misunderstandings that being deaf can create, and his selection of words allows him to display his skills broadly. Here’s an excerpt, from the beginning of Chapter 2, pp. 12-14:

 

1St November, 2006. I rather enjoyed writing that piece last night, and re-reading it this morning. As aural-oral communication becomes more and more difficult, the total control one has over written discourse becomes more and more appealing, especially when the subject is deafness. So I'll go on for a bit.

I first discovered I was going deaf about twenty years ago. For some time before that I'd been aware that I was finding it increas­ingly difficult to hear what my students were saying, especially in seminars, with anything from twelve to twenty of them sitting round a long table. I thought it was because they mumbled — which indeed many of them do, being shy, or nervous, or unwilling to seem assertive in front of their peers — but it hadn't been a problem when I was younger. I wondered if perhaps my ears were blocked with wax, so went to my GP. He peered into my ears with a chilly steel optical instrument and said there was no build-up of wax, so I'd better have my hearing checked at the Ear, Nose and Throat depart­ment of the University Hospital.

They did an audiogram: you wear a pair of headphones and hold a press-button thingy which you squeeze when you hear a sound. The -audiologist is using his apparatus out of your sight, so you can't cheat, not that there would be any point in cheating. The sounds are not words, or even phonemes, just little beeps, which get fainter and fainter, or higher and higher, until you can't hear them, like the cries of a bird spiralling up into the sky. Philip Larkin first discov­ered he was going deaf when he was walking in the Shetlands with Monica Jones and she remarked how beautiful the larks sounded singing overhead, and he stopped and listened but he couldn't hear them. Rather poignant, a poet finding out he's deaf in that way, especially when you think of Shelley's `Ode to a Skylark', `Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!' one of the poems everybody learns by heart at school, or did before educational theory turned against memorising verse. A poet called Larkin, too — it's almost funny in a black way, deafness and comedy going hand in hand, as always.

Deafness is comic, as blindness is tragic. Take Oedipus, for instance: suppose, instead of putting out his eyes, he had punctured his eardrums. It would have been more logical actually, since it was through his ears that he learned the dreadful truth about his past, but it wouldn't have the same cathartic effect. It might arouse pity, perhaps, but not terror. Or Milton's Samson: '0 dark, dark, dark, amid the blaze of noon, / Irrecoverably dark, without all hope of day.' What a heartbreaking cry of despair! '0 deaf, deaf, deaf . . ! doesn't have the same pathos somehow. How would it go on? '0 deaf, deaf, deaf, amid the noise of noon, / Irrecoverably deaf, without all hope of sound.' No.

Of course, you could argue that blindness is a greater affliction than deafness. If I had to choose between them, I'd go for deafness, I admit. But they don't differ only in degrees of sensory depriva­tion. 'Culturally, symbolically, they're antithetical. Tragic versus comic. Poetic versus prosaic. Sublime versus ridiculous. One of the strongest curses in the English language is 'Damn your eyes!' (much stronger than 'Fuck you!' and infinitely more satisfying — try it next time some lout in a white van nearly runs you over). 'Damn your ears!' doesn't cut it. Or imagine if the poet had written 'Drink to me only with thine ears . . .' It's actually no more illogical than saying drink with thine eyes. Both metaphors are equally impossible concepts, in fact an ear is more like a cup than an eye, and you could conceiv­ably drink, or at least slurp, out of an ear, though not your own of course . . . But poetical it isn't. Nor would 'Smoke gets in your ears' be a very catchy refrain for a song. If smoke gets in your eyes when a lovely flame dies it must get in your ears too, but you don't notice and it doesn't make you cry. 'There's more in this than meets the ear' is something Inspector Clouseau might say, not Poirot.

The blind have pathos. Sighted people regard them with compas­sion, go out of their way to help them, guide them across busy roads, warn them of obstacles, stroke their guide dogs. The dogs, the white sticks, the dark glasses, are visible signs of their affliction, calling forth an instant rush of sympathy. We deafies have no such compassion-inducing warning signs. Our hearing aids are almost invisible and we have no loveable animals dedicated to looking after us. (What would be the equivalent of a guide dog for the deaf? A parrot on your shoulder squawking into your ear?) Strangers don't realise you're deaf until they've been trying and failing to commu­nicate with you for some time, and then it's with irritation rather than compassion. `Thou shalt not curse the deaf, nor put a stumbling-block before the blind,' says the Bible (Leviticus, 19.14). Well, only a sadist would deliberately trip up a blind person, but even Fred lets out the occasional `Bloody hell!' when she can't get through to me. Prophets and seers are sometimes blind — Tiresias for instance — but never deaf. Imagine putting your question to the Sybil and getting an irritable `What? What?' in reply.

It's a very unequal contest between the two organs. Eyes are the windows of the soul, they express feelings, they come in subtle, alluring colours and shades, they brim with tears, they shine and gleam and twinkle. Ears, well they're funny-looking things really, especially when they stick out, all skin and gristle, secreting wax, sprouting hair, no wonder women hang earrings on the lobes, men too of course in certain societies and periods, to distract the eye from the furry hole that leads to your brain. In fact what other function does the ear lobe have? Perhaps that's how it evolved, this otherwise useless flap of boneless tissue: prehistoric people with enough flesh on the lower rim of the ear to accommodate earrings had an advan­tage in the mating process, so got selected. But it would have been no advantage if the ears hadn't served their primary purpose.

 

Aging is never for the faint of heart, and in Deaf Sentence, Lodge riffs on all the ways in which we can be challenged in our dotage.

 

Steve Hopkins, November 20, 2008

 

 

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